McCain keeps breasts and vaginas from causing more lawsuits

John McCain opposes legislation, which died in the Senate, to give women with sex discrimination claims against their employers the ability to sue to uphold women's constitutional rights against unequal pay for equal work or sexual harassment.

McCain said that pursuing these claims would cause more lawsuits.

That is like arguing that white collar crime shouldn't be prosecuted because it would put more white collar workers in jail.  Like arguing that we shouldn't pursue murderers because it would cause more prosecutions against alleged murderers.  Like arguing that we shouldn't build more courtrooms or jails because well, we would just use them to sue people and lock people up.

Maude Lebowski's (pictured here) work is commended as being strongly "vaginal." 
And John McCain and the U.S. Congress think your's is too, honey.    

We shouldn't pursue freedom because more people would be free.

We shouldn't pursue unequal pay because more people would get equal pay for equal work.

We shouldn't treat people equally before the law because then more people would be treated equally and then people would, Oh My God, actually be equal.

And you thought George W. Bush had problems with language and logic.

That is like saying it is ethical and legal to pay someone less money because they are black or Hispanic.  Well, if you did that people would obviously see that it is discrimination.  But if we stop paying women less than we pay men then those damn women are going to want more rights like the right not to have their asses slapped at work, or the right not to be treated as just another qualified employee when it comes to job performance reviews.  Or the right to be judged on the merits, not on her breasts or vagina. 

Those breasts and vaginas cause a lot of trouble.  They have a lot of purposes other than ogling and fondling.  You can use them to keep women from being paid the same salary as a man.  You can use them to keep a woman off a golf course.  You can use them to keep a woman in her place which according to some is still prone on her back.  You can use them to say terrible things about a female presidential candidate that you would never say about a male candidate.  You can use them to judge a woman's intelligence, fitness to lead others, and use them to justify violence, hate, ignorance and fear about women.

Women cause trouble.  Not only do we cause men to rape us we cause litigation when we think that there is something wrong with being discriminated against because we have these uncontrollable urges to be treated the same as men in the workplace and the courthouse and the three branches of government.

Thank God we have men like John McCain taking care of our breasts and vaginas.  Thank God he understands what women just cannot.